Dress to impress! Costumes, prizes and performance. Â
Where: Number’s Cabaret Upstairs (1042 Davie Street)
When: Saturday, Feb. 9
Doors: 9pm – ?
By donation before 10:30 upstairs, $5 after 10:30 downstairs.
All proceeds benefiting transdude(dot)com.
If you’ve seen the Baby It’s Cold Outside video… you’ll wanna come.
My alter ego Cunnilingus Von Tickle is going to be there….. ALL NIGHT!
This will be the first time ever she’ll stay all evening and not go dashing for her fairy god father after losing a slipper.
Come support a whole bunch of charities and see some exciting performances including the infamous “red dress“.
xoxo
Ryan
Come check out a wicked show and support one of Van city’s most talented (and one of my personal favourite) Babe-alicious Burlesque Gals!
Come check out all these cool events. More will be added but for now camping and the outdoors are calling me… off to sleep outdoors, wrestle bears, and scavenge for food. Have a good weekend.
Hey kidz,
Yes it is true, Uncle Ryan has been sooo busy with work that he has neglected his web site. :( So here is the next few events at which you can see him, hear him, speak to him.
July 28 – Boylesque @ the Sweet Soul Dollhouse
Aug. 2 – Pride Live by girlgig productions @ The Anza Club
Aug. 3 – Shame Party @ The Legion (2205 Commercial Drive)
Aug. 4 – Bride of Pride @ The Anza Club
Aug. 9 – Pride In Art Cabaret @ The Round House
well…. this is the tentative plan subject to change at any time. I will come back and update with more info. Hope all is well in the outside world, and you are all pulling out your damned sexy, rainbow queer gear for Pride. I know I have my key chain in hand. ;) See ya’s soon…
H & H with Stiletto’s and Strap-ons and Friends.
Saturday, April 28/2007
Well, once again the show was a success. Tons of cute boys and girls, and lots of hot uniforms! (A big Hoo Yah to Lil’ Miss Vin Dicktive – my fav naughty nurse!) The performers were amazing, and left everyone a lil’ wet, flushed, sweaty and friendly.
I myself was in my chef uniform, which was switched to a Boy Scout Leader as I performed a camp site sing-a-long with the audience. In my last song – Pink Pajama’s – I stripped off the uniform to show hidden satin pink panties, and a pale pink corset. Right before getting dragged off the stage for singing If Yer a Tranny and Ya Know It, I applied pink (nasty tasting) lipstick, and pale blue eye shadow. There was definitely eye candy, but it might have left a bit of a bad taste in yer mouth. :)
Till next time kidz, clap yer hands!
Ryan
So, have ya ever heard Mr. Ryan Coke sing live? Well, here is your chance!
He will be performing on stage singing original tunes with his friend D. Trevlon.
There will also be numerous talented women performing and sharing the stage from Van City as well.
All proceeds go to performers, and there is limited seating, so come early!
See ya there…. with bells on?
CHICKS WHO ROCK… with Ryan?
Sunday, April 29
“ALL STAR JAM”
Doors: 7pm Jam: 8pm
Price: $5
Venue: The Railway Club
Address: 579 Dunsmuir St
Contact: girlgigs@yahoo.com
WATCH THIS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9gYLjyFQs
An intriguing video of the well known Christmas song Baby, It’s Cold Outside.
December 2005 – Jupiter Cafe – $3 Bill Holigay Party
Starring: Luke Wolf and Cunnilingus Von Tickle
Well, with summer approaching and everyone anxious to get into less clothing, I can barely contain myself. I find I am kickin’ dirt and fidgeting all over the place!
The greyish blahs of winter are finally coming to a halt and opening up to a beautifully bright spring like the orange and yellow two-toned tulips in my yard. There is chatter of upcoming camping trips, base ball hats being dusted off, swim shorts being bought, and new love seeping out of the damp smelling earth… everywhere. There is much going on this summer – children beware!
So Van City, keep your eyes open and your hands on the wheel, for we are coming at ya at full speed.
Stay tuned for upcoming shows, events and other interesting eye candy!
Another year has passed and we are upon (or under?) the holigays again. As always the annual Diarama Party was a amazing success, filled with fantabulous local talent and lots of Christmas Queers – not to mention a new venue – thanks Jupiter Cafe and staff!
The line-up extended from Kings to Queens to live performance. Kudos to Steins and Fuller for another fantastic evening. Also, a round of applause to all the artists involved in the designing and building of the diarama.
Hopefully everyone got home safely and got up for work on Monday morning… sigh. Happy Ho Ho to everyone, and thanks for supporting Little Sisters and such a great cause. Until next time my friends….
BE NAUGHTY – SAVE SANTA THE TRIP!
RnC
WET Party, Saturday July 15
So, after a long afternoon in Stanley Park with numerous hot and sexy women at the Picnic in the Park Pride Event, I was hyped up and ready to go to Video In for the first Women Empowering Together (WET) Party.
I wasn’t sure of what exactly to expect, but went in eager for new experiences and new faces. After a few beers, my brother Nathan and my roomate Christine and I walked through the door and into a bunch of smiling and giggling girls.
To my direct right was a room with a soft and cushy floor, swarming with lingerie, smooth skin, hands and feet – surrounded by flowing curtains. The slight billowing of the beautiful fabric was allowing slight visuals of the sensual mixture of feminine sexuality.
Beside that was the dance floor. Lit up nicely between the sex room and the play area, it was the best seat in the house. I have to admit it was great to be able to dance while at the same time watching people frolick, fondle, fuck, and play… in either direction!
The play area was set up with a medical table, a cross, a bench and a cage. There was some hot action going on over there… barely being able to hear the gasps and moans though over the chatting and whispering of the those lingering around the perimeter.
To the left of me were chairs and comfy things to lounge upon… filled with a variety of beautiful women – chatting, kissing, cuddling.
There was also a bar and beverage area with beer, and wine. Overall the atmosphere was more than pleasurable, and everyone was very friendly and enthusiastic. I even spoke to quite a few of the girls working the party, and Danielle Doucette as well, the beautiful brains behind WET. She was very down to earth, and excited about the the impressive turnout. I even suggested maybe some florescent body paint for the next party – September-ish?!
So… Ryan gives WET 2 fist…. ur I mean 2 thumbs up. Definately an event worth checking out next time around… and maybe just maybe Ryan himself will be around painting designs on some of Vancouver’s sexiest and most sensuous women.
Off to the cold shower again,
Ryan
Contact Danielle Doucette @ www.dangergirl.ca
BOUND AND UNTIED!
I will be performing with my brother Nathan from The Kiss Store. Come see our first performance together ever. It will leave you…. praying for more.
Sept. 8 – 29, 2006
Opening Friday Sept. 8, 7-10pm.
88 East Cordova
www.gachet.org
Toni Latour (Vancouver) worked with Vancouver drag troupes DK United, and $3 Bill. In addition to photography, The Drag King Project includes video documentation of live performances, and a textual component derived from audio interviews of both troupes.
I was involved with this project when I was still a member of $3 Bill. I will also be attending the opening. Come and support local talent, and see some extraordinary drag kings from Van City!
(photo by Toni Latour)
www.ucfv.ca/visualarts/faculty/latourt/
As i sit here with the sound of rain drifting in and out of my head, washing away the rainbows from the pride weekend, I suppose that it is time to start the recovery process.
My pride weekend this year was a little bit more low key than most years! Ususally I would be getting home at 6am every night, waking up to an evil hangover leering over my bed…. only to jump out of the shower and into a whole nother day of debauchery. :) Yet this year it seemed a little less painful (mostly).
On Friday I spent the night watching the amazing Jodaiko at the Roundhouse. My friend Tiffany who is one of the best Taiko drummers around, put together a show for pride. Numerous women from around the world came together for this breathtaking show, which even gave me goosebumps and shivers! Then I went to Tobi’s for some drinks with friends. All around the evening was quite enjoyable.
Saturday I woke up after not sleeping quite as much as I would have wanted to, but got up to go and help load and unload the equipment for the play party – Bride of Pride. I unfortunatly missed the Dyke March due to having to eat and shower, and then I went back to the Anza club to help set up.
Overall the party was a huge success, and even selling out! There were so many interesting and and beautiful people there, and I had an amazing time. Then after we cleaned up, I went home to bed… tired boy was I!
Sunday I woke up late, but managed to get an amazing massage from my friend Tiffany – thanks buddy – then went to the Pride Parade. Got there just in time to see the Dykes on Bykes come around the corner at Sunset beach. I then found a spot with some friend in the shade and had some lunch. I got to watch Something about Reptiles perform. Damn I love that band! Eventually I ran into many people – old friends and new, and then went to a buddies apartment to watch the events from above. Drank to much and then took a cab back to the east side to get ready for The Odd Ball, and then to Shame.
Monday I went to a picnic at Trout Lake with quite e few of Van Cities leather dykes and some from out of town as well. It was a great turn out with yummy food, football tossing, and tons of pretty girls and cute boys!
All in all, the weekend – my first with the leather community – was filled with more sleep than usual but also surprisingly action packed.
Today I have been enjoying my house to myself, lounging with the cats and drinking tea, looking back on all the fond memories I have created and new people I’ve met or gotten to know more.
Thanks to everyone who was a part of it, and for making this years pride an awesome experience. Until next year….
Ryan
Well, where to start. Still recovering from last night, don’t think it was the extremely expensive beers I drank, but the after shock from being surrounded by soooo many beautiful women at the Penthouse at Diva’s Den # 9. The show was amazing, the atmosphere buzzing, and the clothing flying through the air. 
There was some visual stimulation by Stiletto’s and Strap-on’s – their usual breathtakingly outstanding performances, and some pole dancing by Lady Mystique that was hot, hot, hot, to say the least. I was bloody confused and yet tickled pink by the “cute butcherâ€, while my lil’ brother Owen had me rather flipped around in his performance of perfection with his wickedly smooth moves, and I couldn’t help but want to wrap my hands around sexy Krickets hair… but my personal favourite was the 50’s style burlesque by the stunning Malaika Millions. Boys and girls, this woman had Ryan speechless! From the perky platinum locks, to the silky smoothness of her dress, this goddess was the stem on TOP of the cherry! She was also very friendly and approachable, and even showed me a picture of her Chihuahua! You can check her out on www.sweetsoul.biz – along with a bunch of other sweetly tantalizing ladies.
The show was definitely a success, and I don’t think anyone left… well, um, unscathed! Big love to all those that helped out to make this amazing event happen and to the folks from the Vancouver Dyke March and Super Dyke. Also, to my big brother Nathan from The Kiss Store for donating such useful prizes. 
Keep up the good work kids, and who knows… maybe next year Ryan’s twin sister Cunnalingus VonTickle will sweep the stage!
off to take a nap and dream of Burlesque,
Ryan
Well, if you are reading this, you know that I now have my own web site – thanks to my good friend Elaine Miller and DykeTech. I am no longer with drag king troupe $3 Bill, and with my newly shaven head – I am venturing out on my own to see what the world has to offer.
I am interested in doing numerous types of performances with larger varieties of people. I would like to incorporate more live singing, choreography, genderbending, and themes. If you or anyone you know is interested, contact me. Also, I would like to put together a show with various types of art and performance. Ideas? Comments?
Thanks for checkin me out!
Yours in gender-queer,
Ryan
